Congratulations, SunA, you've managed to blaze trails that only the platforming classic Boogerman ever dared to explore. For one, you can charge up a super bubble that can encapsulate multiple enemies, and also gives a significant point bonus. But it does have a couple unique twists on the basics. You put enemies in bubbles, and then burst them. Anyway, it's such a blatant rip-off of a popular game, from a fly-by-night company that had absolutely no ties with Taito, using character designs by Famitsu artist Susumu Matsushita, which, given this situation, may or may not be bootlegged.Īctually, that's a bit unfair. It has enemies that capitalized on the then-megahot trend of wearing basketball goggles. Aaaand it's Bubble Bobble, except done like Parodius, right down to the penguin-as-a-main-character motif (they even look identical) and the rampant use of "classical" music from the public domain. Conclusion: Dentists are total pussies.Īnyway, on to the game. Then again, they probably wouldn't suggest letting them beat people up with robots, either. Most pediatric dentists do not recommend letting your baby chew gum. Unfortunately for us, homicidal infants remain the turf of Captain Commando's crime-fighting superpal Baby Head, the world's only robot-driving infant:
Where's the baby? He's the only child I've ever approved of. We get a brief visit from the bad dude in the intro. This is going to be my ultimate challenge.Īs the intro fades, we are immediately thrust into the game. The bar has already been set so high that even Sergei Bubka could not claim to be able to vault it.
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Even Bernie Mac combined with the powers of Steve Harvey could not claim to "got jokes" when it comes to this game. I can tell already that this is a game that I can't even try and make jokes about.
This is the most uniqud thing I've ever seen. Upon doing so, we are shown the following: Would it be yet another digital version of filling a clown's mouth with water at a carnival? Perhaps it's a clone of Balloon Fight, which itself being a clone of Joust would almost surely create a universe-crippling paradox? The game's title screen does little to clarify, so one is forced to put in at least one credit. An inspired title to be sure, developed by an odd Korean company called SunA, yet I had no idea what to expect going in.
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